One thing about Diddy is，he's had like 11 names，you know，He started as Puff Daddy，and then P.Diddy，and then Sean Combs for a while，and then P.Commy or something like that at one time.He's always changing.He's always evolving.And that's something that I wanted to talk to you about，because I was thinking it will be fun tonight.We had this contest on twitter，where people would actually write in a song title，one of the song titles was Jimmy Cuts Justin's Hair，and I was thinking，instead of us singing the song，it'll be fun if I actually did cut your hair，you know what I'm saying (You guys want him to) You know what I'm saying.You know，it's giving me a little…I've got given a little trimmer here.Here just sitting right，move right back here.
Oh，no，no，oh，my god，did you actually take some off
Yeah，of course，I took some off.What I mean，in fact，I'm gonna do，I would like to shave your whole head if that's possible.Would you allow me to do that
Yeah.
Yes，alright，let's do it.We're gonna take a break.“Never Say Never” opens tomorrow and who… Diddy，Diddy！
I don't think you should do this.
Diddy，remember.
This is big brother to big brother.
Don't listen to him，he's drunk.
We'll be right back with Diddy，Justin Bieber，Travis Barker and a bald head.
I like it.I did it real good.
I gotta like it too，it's…
What do you guys think Do you like it
I mean，you're gonna have to，it's shaved.
You look like a young Lex Luthor.
Yeah
Yeah.
Yeah，I like it too.
You look like Michael Jordan.
I look like Michael Jordan.
Yeah，this is good，it's gonna be great for your basketball career.
I don't know yet，I think，I think maybe it's gonna help me be more aerodynamic on the basketball court.
Yeah，and you know what，people won't focus on your hair so much，they'll just focus…
They'll just focus on my beautiful，silky，smooth vocals.
Absolutely，and your beautiful silky smooth head.I think we are to shave your eyebrows off too，(You wanna do it，let's just do it.) you know，what the heck，let's trim the whole thing.
This is a great look for you，(Thank you.) I really am very proud of myself，I've never shaved anyone's head before.
And you did it like it's，like a smooth like ball，it's not…
Well，I do it smooth，when I shave something，it's...I go completely crazy smooth.
So you're like Diddy smooth.
I'm…You know what I am I'm Bieber's barber，it's what I'd like to be called from now on.
Bieber's barber.
Yeah，I like it a lot，so you think the kids are gonna be upset about this
I think the girls are gonna be upset，but you know，they'll get over it.
Yeah，they'll get over it.
疑难解析
evolve [i'vlv] vt.发展，进化；进化；使逐步形成；推断出 vi.发展，进展；进化；逐步形成
contest ['kntest，kn'test] vt.争辩；提出质疑 vi.竞争；争辩 n.竞赛；争夺；争论
twittern.微博客，鸟叫声 vt.吱吱叫；嘁嘁喳喳地讲
trimmer ['trim] n.整理者；装饰者；机会主义者
shave [eiv] vt.剃；修面；掠过 vi.剃；刮脸；勉强通过
n.刮胡子；修面；幸免
bald [b：ld] adj.秃顶的；光秃的；单调的；无装饰的
vi.变秃
aerodynamic [，εrudai'nmik，-kl] adj.空气动力学的，[航] 航空动力学的
silky ['silki] adj.丝的；柔滑的；温和的；丝绸一样的
vocal ['vukl] adj.歌唱的；声音的，有声的 n.声乐作品；元音
eyebrow ['aibrau] n.眉毛 v.为……描眉；用皱眉蹙额迫使
heck [hek]int.真见鬼（hell的委婉说法）n.饲草架
trim [trim] vt.修剪；整理；装点 vi.削减 n.修剪；整齐；情形 adj.整齐的
参考译文
访谈录：小正太贾斯汀·比伯剃光头了？
近年来，年仅15岁的小正太贾斯汀·比伯的人气风靡互联网。Baby Youtube全球视频点击超过四亿排行第一。在第53届格莱美奖上更是获得两项提名，并在现场演唱时，活力四射。面对这样一个邻家小男生，主持人居然能狠心剃发？期待贾斯汀·比伯的光头形象，就拭目以待吧！
对于他来说，他有过11个名字，你知道，作为吹牛老爹开始，再来是牛老爹，之后又是肖恩·科博。他总是改变，他总是不断推陈出新。这也是我想和你谈谈的，因为我认为这会很有趣。我们在推特上也有这项比赛，那里的人会写很有意思的歌曲，一个歌曲名称就是“吉米·贾斯廷的头发少了”，这和我的想法如出一辙，而不是我们用这个标题，那会非常有趣，如果我真的把你的头发...你知道我在说什么吗？（你们想要他这样吗？）你知道我在说什么。你知道，给我一点……我这里有个修边器。请坐在这里，稍微往前一点点。
哦，不，不，哦，我的上帝，你真的需要剪掉一些吗？
是的，当然，我会剪掉一些。我的意思是，事实上，我要做的，我给你剃头，如果可能的话。你会让我做吗？
好吧。
是的，好吧，让我们开始。我们要休息一下。”永不说永不”明天开始和谁……迪迪，迪迪！
我认为你不应该这样做。
迪迪，记住。
这是两个大哥哥要教你做的事情。
别听他的，他喝醉了。
我们很快会回来，贾斯汀·比伯，特拉维斯·巴克和一个光头稍后回来。
我喜欢。我真的很喜欢。
我也喜欢它，这…
你们认为呢？你们喜欢吗？
我的意思是，你必须要剃光。
你看起来就像年轻版的莱克斯·卢瑟。
是吗？
是啊。
是的，我也喜欢。
你看起来像迈克尔·乔丹。
我看起来像迈克尔·乔丹。
是的，非常好，这个头型会对你的篮球生涯大有用处。
我不知道，我想，我想它会帮我在篮球场做一些高难度的滞空动作。
是啊，你知道，人们就不会关注你的头发太多，他们只会专注…
他们只专注我的美丽，柔软，圆润的嗓音。
当然，还有你美丽光滑的头。我想我们也应该剃眉毛。（你想做的，让我们去做。）你知道，让我们把整个事情做好。
这是一个伟大的你，（谢谢你。）我真的感到非常自豪，我从来没有给任何人剃过光头。
你会喜欢它的，光滑如球，它不是…
嗯，非常平滑，当我刮胡子的时候，我会完全疯掉。
所以你是光滑迪迪。
我是你知道我是什么吗？我是比伯的理发师，从现在开始请这样称呼我。
比伯理发。
是的，我很喜欢它，所以你认为孩子们会担心这个？
我认为女孩子们是会难过，但你知道，她们会克服这一关的。
是的，她们会克服它。
43
Taking the Bus
乘公共汽车
今天出来买些东西，可回来的时候等了半天也没等到我想要坐的那班车，这时看到对面来了一辆别的车次，于是就打听看看到不到学校……
1、句子
01
I want to ask you if this bus goes down to Yale University
这车是不是到耶鲁大学的？
02
Please drop your money into the box and take seats inside.
请将钱投入这个箱子，到车上坐好。
03
Excuse me，when will the bus leave
请问这班公共汽车什么时候出发？
04
You will get there in about half an hour if the traffic isn't too heavy.
如果交通不太拥挤的话，大约半小时您就能到了。
05
Keep your belongings with you at all times.
随时照看好你的物品。
06
When the bus is moving，do not speak to the driver.
汽车行驶中，严禁与司机交谈。
07
Would you please let me know when we get to the stop
到了站请叫我一声好吗？
08
Pleasegetreadytogetoffthebus.
请您做好下车准备。
2、对话
How Much Is the Fare，Please
Jasmine：How much is the fare，please
Driver：One dollar.Drop it in the box，please.There are plenty of seats in the rear.
Jasmine：Wait.I want to ask you if this bus goes down to Yale University
Driver：It does.Get in，please.
车费要多少钱？
茉莉：车费要多少钱？
司机：1美元，请把钱放到收钱箱里。车厢后面有很多座位。
茉莉：等一下，这车是不是到耶鲁大学的？
司机：没错。请上来吧。
Notes 注释
fare n.（车、船、飞机等）费，票价
university n.大学
3、文化加油站（走进名人）
Interview： “Twilight” Robert Pattinson's Interview
David： What is about the fan basic seems to be teenage girls.
Robert： Yeah.
Robert： I don't know.I mean，It's like uh，I've always been basiclly curious.It's not be just so many girls，it's older than people realize.
David： Old women
Robert： And old ones add far more passion to their fans.
David： Really Wow.
