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第27章 THE PETERKINS' CHARADES(2)

"I have got one word in my pocket," said Elizabeth Eliza, "in the letter from the lady from Philadelphia.She sent me the parts of the word.Solomon John is to be a Turk, but I don't yet understand the whole of the word.""You don't know the word, and the people are all here!" said John Osborne, impatiently.

"Elizabeth Eliza !" exclaimed Ann Maria, "Solomon John says I'm to be a Turkish slave, and I'll have to wear a veil.Do you know where the veils are? You know I brought them over last night.""Elizabeth Eliza! Solomon John wants you to send him the large cashmere scarf !"exclaimed one of the little boys, coming in.

"Elizabeth Eliza! you must tell us what kind of faces to make up!"cried another of the boys.

And the audience were heard meanwhile taking the seats on the other side of the thin curtain.

"You sit in front, Mrs.Bromwick; you are a little hard of hearing;sit where you can hear."

"And let Julia Fitch come where she can see," said another voice.

"And we have not any words for them to hear or see!" exclaimed John Osborne, behind the curtain.

"Oh, I wish we'd never determined to have charades! exclaimed Elizabeth Eliza.

"Can't we return the money?"

"They are all here; we must give them something!" said John Osborne, heroically.

"And Solomon John is almost dressed," reported Ann Maria, winding a veil around her head.

"Why don't we take Solomon John's word 'Hindoos' for the first?"said Agamemnon.

John Osborne agreed to go in the first, hunting the "hin," or anything, and one of the little boys took the part of the hen, with the help of a feather duster.

The bell rang, and the first scene began.

It was a great success.John Osborne's Irish was perfect.Nobody guessed the word, for the hen crowed by mistake; but it received great applause.

Mr.Peterkin came on in the second scene to receive the water-rates, and made a long speech on taxation.He was interrupted by Ann Maria as an old woman in a huge bonnet.She persisted in turning her back to the audience, speaking so low nobody heard her; and Elizabeth Eliza, who appeared in a more remarkable bonnet, was so alarmed she went directly back, saying she had forgotten something But this was supposed to be the effect intended, and it was loudly cheered.

Then came a long delay, for the little boys brought out a number of their friends to be browned for Hindoos.Ann Maria played on the piano till the scene was ready.The curtain rose upon five brown boys done up in blankets and turbans.

"I am thankful that is over," said Elizabeth Eliza, "for now we can act my word.

Only I don't myself know the whole."

"Never mind, let us act it," said John Osborne, "and the audience can guess the whole.""The first syllable must be the letter P," said Elizabeth Eliza, "and we must have a school."Agamemnon was master, and the little boys and their friends went on as scholars.

All the boys talked and shouted at once, acting their idea of a school by flinging pea-nuts about, and scoffing at the master.

"They'll guess that to be 'row,'" said John Osborne in despair;"they'll never guess 'P'!"

The next scene was gorgeous.Solomon John, as a Turk, reclined on John Osborne's army-blanket.He had on a turban, and a long beard, and all the family shawls.Ann Maria and Elizabeth Eliza were brought in to him, veiled, by the little boys in their Hindoo costumes.

This was considered the great scene of the evening, though Elizabeth Eliza was sure she did not know what to do,-whether to kneel or sit down; she did not know whether Turkish women did sit down, and she could not help laughing whenever she looked at Solomon John.He, however, kept his solemnity."I suppose I need not say much," he had said, "for I shall be the 'Turk who was dreaming of the hour.'" But he did order the little boys to bring sherbet, and when they brought it without ice insisted they must have their heads cut off, and Ann Maria fainted, and the scene closed.

"What are we to do now?" asked John Osborne, warming up to the occasion.

"We must have an 'inn' scene," said Elizabeth Eliza, consulting her letter; "two inns, if we can.""We will have some travellers disgusted with one inn, and going to another,"said John Osborne.

"Now is the time for the bandboxes," said Solomon John, who, since his Turk scene was over, could give his attention to the rest of the charade.

Elizabeth Eliza and Ann Maria went on as rival hostesses, trying to draw Solomon John, Agamemnon, and John Osborne into their several inns.The little boys carried valises, hand-bags, umbrellas, and bandboxes.Bandbox after bandbox appeared, and when Agamemnon sat down upon his the applause was immense.At last the curtain fell.

"Now for the whole," said John Osborne, as he made his way off the stage over a heap of umbrellas.

"I can't think why the lady from Philadelphia did not send me the whole," said Elizabeth Eliza, musing over the letter.

"Listen, they are guessing," said John Osborne."'D-ice-box.' I don't wonder they get it wrong.""But we know it can't be that!" exclaimed Elizabeth Eliza, in agony."How can we act the whole if we don't know it ourselves?""Oh, I see it!" said Ann Maria, clapping her hands."Get your whole family in for the last scene."Mr.and Mrs.Peterkin were summoned to the stage, and formed the background, standing on stools; in front were Agamemnon and Solomon John, leaving room for Elizabeth Eliza between; a little in advance, and in front of all, half kneeling, were the little boys, in their india-rubber boots.

The audience rose to an exclamation of delight, "The Peterkins !""P-Turk-Inns!"

It was not until this moment that Elizabeth Eliza guessed the whole.

"What a tableau!" exclaimed Mr.Bromwick; "the Peterkin family guessing their own charade."

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